I had a dream about the Mucinex phlegm people during my afternoon
drug induced sleep sesh
drug induced sleep sesh
Cold medicine does weird things to me:
-Whenever I'm about to fall asleep and i'm pumped
full of Nyquil, I have these conversations(with other people) in my head.
Weird? Yes. & I'm totally aware of it, which makes it really awkward.
-Sometimes, right before I'm about to fall asleep during these convos in my head,
I think of an email I need to send and I login to my account and write
this enormous email & hit send. Then I wake up in the morningfeeling like P. Diddy
and don't remember any of it. Again, awkward.
- Last night, I decided that stuffing tissue in my nose and just letting it hang there for
a while wasn't at all weird or gross. I'm talking the whole tissue. It was like pom poms for
the face. LOVELY.
-My legs are hot, but my feet are cold. I resolved this problem by taking off my pants
and putting on slippers. I look hot.
- I actually googled how much it would cost me to get my own Icee machine today.
One day you will be mine, Icee machine! YOU. WILL. BE. MINE! Muahaha
- As of 2 hours ago, I would have bet you a benjamin that today is Thursday.
ahem, it is not.
(when I wrote this, it was Wednesday)
This is why I never played around with recreational drugs...
Hoo Wee, could you imagine?p.s. Good news! I'm actually starting to feel better!
Thanks for all of your well wishes! Suuuuccchh sweetie cakes! edited to add:
After publishing this post last night,
I had a snack(smart thinking, I thought) THEN took my medicine ...
then a bit later, apparently decided it was a good time to touch up paint my walls!
WTF? I woke up this morning thinking it was a dream, then looked at my walls &
where they once were nicked or color worn, my-oh-my they are perfection.
Only me.
