Showing posts with label i'm awkward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i'm awkward. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Freakin' Out The Freaks

Let your Freak Flags fly, Ladies!

I can't stand the way it feels to pull a cotton ball apart.

If I'm going to eat a pickle... it's going to be with a side of popcorn.

I don't like to touch towels unless I'm sopping wet.

I stand like a flamingo when I do the dishes and my makeup.

I can't stand it when my socks brush against someone elses. No footsie with the socks on, people.

SO, go ahead... raise your freak flag.
Tell me somethin' strange!



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Sunday, August 9, 2009

The Telephone Game

Let me tell you something I've probably never told you before...
I am not a phone person.
My personality doesn't exactly dazzle on the phone. I guess I just feel like usually what's gone on in my day isn't worthy of picking up the phone to gab about. I used to enjoy it when I was younger... but who didn't? Junior High and High School? Oh, I could talk it up with the best of them.
I lost the gossip bug my 1st year of college, so there goes that phone convo opportunity!
Don't get me wrong, there are certain times when I could talk for an hour... but day to day? Nuh Ugh. So, whatever. Don't talk on the phone unless I have something to talk about, right?
Well, alright!
But what about with WG? We just started dating, but we've covered alot of bases as far as, "getting to know you", goes. Speaking of: Your questions for me to ask him... I already know the answers! He likes Sopranos, Entourage, golf, hunting, Milk Duds, LOVES his Mom and is not at all a slob. Bing, bang, boom! So what do we talk about ? He usually calls a few times a day to touch base and say hello and I feel like I never have anything to say! Nothing that's super interesting anyway!  Our conversation while trying to get off of the phone tonight... Me: "Are you going to sleep soon?" Him: "Yeahhh." Me: "Alright, well I guess I'll let you go so you can get to sleep." Him: "Well, okay...?" Me: After the longest pause ever, "Uhm, okay- goodnight."
I am awkward, and that's that.





Lacey circa 2012 says:  He turned out to love his mom a little TOO much, was the biggest. slob. ever. and loved the couch more than golf and hunting.  Looking back, he was what I needed.  An escape from the guy I was in love with.  He gave me the time away from my ex to fall out of love.  For that, I appreciate him.