Thursday, February 11, 2010

Uncle Max, Aunt Harriet!

I had a dream about the Mucinex phlegm people during my afternoon
drug induced sleep sesh
Cold medicine does weird things to me:

-Whenever I'm about to fall asleep and i'm pumped
full of Nyquil, I have these conversations(with other people) in my head.
Weird? Yes. & I'm totally aware of it, which makes it really awkward.

-Sometimes, right before I'm about to fall asleep during these convos in my head,
I think of an email I need to send and I login to my account and write
this enormous email & hit send. Then I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
and don't remember any of it. Again, awkward.

- Last night, I decided that stuffing tissue in my nose and just letting it hang there for
a while wasn't at all weird or gross. I'm talking the whole tissue. It was like pom poms for
the face. LOVELY.

-My legs are hot, but my feet are cold. I resolved this problem by taking off my pants
and putting on slippers. I look hot.

- I actually googled how much it would cost me to get my own Icee machine today.
One day you will be mine, Icee machine! YOU. WILL. BE. MINE! Muahaha

- As of 2 hours ago, I would have bet you a benjamin that today is Thursday.
ahem, it is not.
(when I wrote this, it was Wednesday)

This is why I never played around with recreational drugs...
Hoo Wee, could you imagine?

p.s. Good news! I'm actually starting to feel better!
Thanks for all of your well wishes! Suuuuccchh sweetie cakes!
edited to add:

After publishing this post last night,
I had a snack(smart thinking, I thought) THEN took my medicine ...
then a bit later, apparently decided it was a good time to touch up paint my walls!
WTF? I woke up this morning thinking it was a dream, then looked at my walls &
where they once were nicked or color worn, my-oh-my they are perfection.
Only me.

16 love notes:

  1. LOL!! Pom poms in the nose! I secretly do the same thing and then look at my daughter to get all sorts of laughter!!

    Glad to hear you are starting to feel better! Never fun feeling poo pee.

  2. You are not alone. I found out the hard way I was allergic to mucinex, I should have known meds arent my thing.

  3. I laugh at your pain. Not. Even. Kidding.

  4. Ha! I just laughed (a little) at this post! I'm so glad you're starting to feel better, babe!

  5. those guys are funny.

    glad you're feeling better.

  6. i love that you are a fellow pom pomer! a few semesters ago i had to go to class, but had the worst runny nose! you know, the kind where you just cant stop sniffling no matter what you do? so i pom pomd in the middle of class. i figured it was less distracting than hearing *sniff* *sniff* every 2 seconds. it didnt work. my instructor looked at me for at least 10 seconds laughing and then said "CONUNDRUM" as loud as she could. and they thought i was the weird one? haha

  7. oh yey!!!! so glad to read you are coming around and feeling better!!! just in time for the weekend!

  8. So glad you're starting to feel better!

    I want an Icee Machine too! ♥

  9. That's hilarious! Nyquil is some tough stuff. My daughter took kid Nyquil once and was laughing like a toner for 30 minutes straight. Maybe I gave her too much?? :)

  10. glad ur feeling better. sure hit u hard this time around. ice machine how hott is it there?


  11. I stuff tissue in my nose when I have a flu too! lol then I start mumbling random things if the cold medicine is working. Weird!

  12. Haha this post sure hit close to home today as I am drugged up on Nyquil as we speak. I'm taking the less drowsy kind to make me less of a loon, but it just makes me dizzy and makes me feel more crazy I think.
    I'll think of you as I pom-pom later haha.

  13. YOU.are.ADORABLE.
    I'd like to come and just observe you sick for a day.
    .... of course i'll brush your hair.


    xo thanks for the ♥ on my page;)

  14. this post had my hysterical, haha. so sorry you're not feeling well! don't worry about the nose pom-poms, you're a pretty girl you can totally pull it off! feel better hun

  15. LOL... I love that you painted your walls and didn't remember, and they actually turned out perfectly! Oh Lace, you're a doll. Cold medicine does funky things to my head too. I feel like I'm on the best wine buzz ever when I take it... and no hangover! And, I'm guilty of face pom-poms too. Don't be ashamed. They're good for making my boyfriend laugh.

  16. You are TOO cute Laceyloowho. And I just adore you!

    I did the same kind of stuff when I used to take Ambien....I can't even tell you how many emails I sent that I wish I could take back! lol


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