Thursday, March 10, 2011

First Exit: Random Town

I have to speak a truth to you today. It's a biggie, so drink it in slowly.
I don't give a crap about William & Kate's upcoming nuptials.
That's right, not one single crap do I give.
[Whew, that felt good.]

Alright, alright... when they show a photo of her dress, I will PROBABLY, MAYBE take a little sneaky peaky. But just a little one.



Tonight, I read a story in People magazine about the Chilean miners ordeal.
I put it off and put it off and put it off b/c I honestly thought I'd heard everything there was to hear about these guys fifteen times over. But as I skimmed through my bath time reading material, I realize it was all that was left.

I'd give that a 3 on the Lacey Sad Face Scale
Anywayyyy, I was so wrong about hearing everything there was to hear, because People magazine pulled up a few gems for me!
After they received food and water, the men began to re-gain their sexual appetites and requested some type of services to help them out. (Ew.) Someone had 10 blowup dolls to offer them, but they feared they would begin to fight over them (this makes me laugh), so instead they were sent down porn & pinups. Did you hear this?

Maybe I just stopped paying attention at some point? THEN they went on to say that some men were having weed sent down to them & then breaking off into cliques to smoke it. Others began to resent them for not offering them a sweet toke.
I am genuinely disgusted with just about all of that. I mean, YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A MINE for goodness sake! You're getting in arguments over weed and porn? So much for a "renewed sense of self" and whatnot.


Last night, in an attempt to help me relax and fall asleep, MR was softly rubbing my face with his fingertips. He would start at the outside of my face & make his way in circles to the tip of my nose. I have to tell you it was pretty stinkin' relaxing. He says to me(while still rubbing my face),in a soft and sweet voice, " Think of some place you feel completely relaxed. Just go to that place & soon... you will be asleep."

Then, as if he were joking, his hand stopped moving and lay there all heavy and limp like on my face. HE. FELL. ASLEEP. I began laughing so hard I woke him up and completely lost all of the relaxation vibes I was groovin on. Nice attempt, MR.

It's Thursday & Mardi Gras is officially over. I say it's over NOW and not yesterday b/c everyone's hangovers should be gone today. So today ends the Mardi Gras season!
I will be back soon with lots of pictures for y'all!
xo

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  1. I love that he basically hypnotized himself to sleep! haha Sounds like something that would happen in my house! :)

    And I totally agree with you on the Chilean miners and William and Kate. Totally.

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  2. Can I just say-ME TOO!! re: Will and Kate. Who cares!? Glad there is someone else out there that feels the way I do. I get looked at like I have 3 heads when I tell people this.
    Not only that, I don't understand why we still have kings and queens, prince's and princesses. History, tradition, whatever. I say it's 2011, and I find it weird.

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  3. You know what I don't give a crap about.... Charlie Sheen! If I hear one more thing about winning, or tiger blood I don't know what I'll do!

    Also that is kinda funny about the miner story I definitely didn't hear anything about weed and porn on NPR!

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  4. OMG, that is crazy about the miners!! I had not heard that!!

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  5. Yes to all of this! I couldn't care less about the royal wedding, and the stories about the chilean miners are a bit ridiculous. I wonder what was going through their heads as they were arguing over weed and porn, ha.

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  6. I am so glad that someone else is not into this Royal Wedding. Thank Goodness-I am so glad I am not the only one. Chilean minors-ewww! Just discovered your blog-too cute!

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  7. HELLO!!! It was great meeting you too yesterday:)
    It was a much better drive home. About 2 hr 45 min!
    I'll email you my # so we can chat about weekend after next- hope your Sunday is blessed♥

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