Wanted: Someone who is handy in all walks of life. Must enjoy sewing, cutting patterns, painting, taking pictures, taking trips to the post office, cooking and cleaning!
(Did I mention that this a low to no paying job? I just want you to be happy... and c'mon, money won't make you happy! It will make me happy though! You're better than me, I'm not denying that!)
I need a Wonder Woman or Man who can take my creative genius(if I do say so, myself) ideas and bring them to life FOR ME. It's hard work laying here thinking up all this grandness, and I need someone to catch the slack while I'm sleeping off the exhaustion of all that thinkin'. And of course, once I wake up from my slumber... I will be too groggy to cook myself a healthy meal. Do you want to see me eating fatty processed chicken nuggets everyday? Nah, I don't think so. That aint pretty.
(Did I mention that this a low to no paying job? I just want you to be happy... and c'mon, money won't make you happy! It will make me happy though! You're better than me, I'm not denying that!)
I need a Wonder Woman or Man who can take my creative genius(if I do say so, myself) ideas and bring them to life FOR ME. It's hard work laying here thinking up all this grandness, and I need someone to catch the slack while I'm sleeping off the exhaustion of all that thinkin'. And of course, once I wake up from my slumber... I will be too groggy to cook myself a healthy meal. Do you want to see me eating fatty processed chicken nuggets everyday? Nah, I don't think so. That aint pretty.
You're pretty though. You're really, really pretty. & I don't mind telling you how pretty you are while you're doing all of my work. Not one bit. See? Working for me is going to be awesome.
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ReplyDeletei love this! :)
ReplyDeletenow let's get together and craft.
mmkay?
As tempting as that sounds (b/c omg chicken nuggets!) I'm so far away! On the other hand I've got a retarded amount of time on my hands. Let me know if there's something I can do for you afar.
ReplyDeleteIf you find someone, please let me know. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat was so cute. I'll work for ya, anytime! :)
ReplyDeleteIt's a wonder anyone takes that job! ;)
ReplyDeleteYup, it's hard having such a brilliant mind that you can't possibly put it all into action without some help.
ReplyDeleteif you find her and she has a twin I call dibs
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