Hey fools! No jokes for me today, it's been a long week & honestly, I don't want to jinx anything! haha :)
I can't believe it is already April! I am pretty sure March must have been in a hurry(had to pee really bad or something) and just sped right past me.
I have a feeling that April has a big bunch of fun stuffed in her purse and is ready to bust it out for me, so I'm personally pretty excited to see her gorgeous face.(April is a feminine month, duh.)
Weekend 1 Fun:
Drinks with MR at our neighborhood club(this day last year we hung out for the 2nd time & that's where we went) Brunch with the girls, Dinner to celebrate my Grandmother's Birthday!
In other news... I have boobs.
That's right, boobs.
Here's why I want to talk about them...
Apparently, women who have boobs aren't supposed to be petite & well, that's not working for me.
I'm have a big problem in the bathing suit department this year, folks! I am in need of a strapless bikini top b/c I am the MOH in my friend's wedding at the end of May & from now until then, there will be a few day trips to the beach & 1 bachelorette weekend at the beach.(Nobody ever liked a bridesmaid with tan lines.)
I got pretty excited when I walked into Target & found they have quite a few strapless bikini tops with underwire. I thought the booby Gods were shining down on me! Then I did what all girls do when they are bra/bikini shopping... I felt the top up. What did I find? 3 inches of non-removable padding.
::Sigh:: What does a girl who needs 3 inches of padding in her bikini need underwire for?
I've tried on 3 tops that would have been promising had I been a bit bigger everywhere else...
so naturally, I tried the size down on & well, once "everwhere else "fit great, my boom booms were so squeezed in and pushed up that I looked like Pammy Anderson. Disappointed, I gave up on bikini shopping and began to get dressed. About the time that I had put my bra back on & begun to hang the bikini tops, I looked in the mirror. There I stood in bikini bottoms and a black strapless bra. LIGHT BULB!!!
I am going to turn a bra into a bikini top! Any ideas or tutorials(if you've seen some other sad bikini shopping woman do this) would be so appreciated!