Tuesday, September 22, 2009

You only have a lap if you're sitting down...

So stand up!
Don't say I didn't warn you!

The end of June brought on C's bachelorette party getaway.
We didn't want to go too far since we were only going to be gone for the weekend, so we headed to Orange Beach, AL. If you've ever been to Orange Beach or the surrounding area, odds are you've been to Florabama. It's a big tacky bar that tourists flock to for reasons I haven't quite figured out. Nonetheless, we were in. Within the first few minutes of walking in, a very enthusiastic guy bounced over to us & exclaimed to C that later, she was going to receive the lap dance of her life from him. He stuck around us most of the night & entertained us with his antics... and then true to his word, he delivered the
goods damaged goods.
Just feel lucky that you're not seeing video... it was like a rap video.

This one's for you, stripper boy. Thanks for keeping it interesting!



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17 love notes:

  1. Ewww! His legs look like womens in that first pic!
    I have been to Florabama and my dad used to go there in the 80's. Hehe.

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  2. Wow : ) This just made me laugh so hard. I am totally going to have a great day now! Thank you!

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  3. Ew, how funny!

    First time stopping by your blog. Love it!

    Hop over to mine, I've got a giveaway going on! :)

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  4. What a crazy night. Have a wonderful day Lacey.

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  5. Bah ha ha!!! That's hoooolarious.

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  6. Too Funny! I am loving this meme -- you are all so awesomely funny!!

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  7. At least if he was hot it could have been better. Why are the courageous guys the lame ducks?? ;o)

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  8. EEew! Wish you didn't to cover up his face...I wanted to see if he was at all good-looking.... ;)

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  9. Ewww is right!! You girls look like you had such good attitudes about it...some guys just don't have a clue!

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  10. Nice. There's always one!

    Great blog!Found you on Twitter via Moxiemediagirls.

    You have a new follower!

    LBM xxx

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  11. HELLO LADY!!! missed you so!! and um.thank you for the tuesday laughs! this is friggen HILARIOUS! and so so wrong! ew.

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  12. I need a shower just reading this!!

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  13. That's too funny!!! What else is a girl to do but smile :) (oh and I like the added pirate accessories...nice touch!!)

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  14. I wonder why in beach towns people love going to tacky bars like that, there are a lot in Phuket, and I wrote it for myb log once lol

    And that stripper boy made me speechless.

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  15. "Damaged goods" are right. Ugh. No one wants that crotch up in their face when trying to enjoy a night out. No one. :)

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